Showing posts with label Advice Column. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Advice Column. Show all posts
Tuesday, October 21

Mrs. Elton Sez: Deplorable Table Manners Repulses Groom-elect!

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Dear Mrs. Elton, I am writing to you in the strictest confidence. While my name is of no consequence to you (and would be of no value to you...
Tuesday, October 14

Mrs. Elton Sez: Grandson Stalked by Groupie

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Dear Mrs. Elton I put pen to paper to you today under much duress kind lady, and entreat you urgently for your assistance. I currently resid...
Tuesday, October 7

Mrs. Elton Sez: Entrenched Dowager Displaces New Mistress

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Dear Mrs. Elton, This letter describes a matter of utmost delicacy. Last year I was married to a most respectable man. I have known Mr. Weak...
Tuesday, September 23

Mrs. Elton Sez: Dancing Demon Wants to Ditch Sisters!

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Dear Mrs. Elton, I am fifteen years old and am appealing to you to intercede on my behalf. My two older sisters, Emily, who is eighteen, and...
Thursday, September 18

Mrs. Elton Sez: Modesty? Ladyhood? As if!

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Gentle readers, last week Mrs. Elton received a letter from a young lady who is clueless in Beverley Hills entreating her for advice with a...
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Tuesday, September 9

Mrs. Elton Sez: Buggin and Clueless Over a Rejection!

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Hey girlfriend, Like, you must think me totally buggin for writin to you and all, but I really need your help Mrs. Elton. Dionne, she’s my b...
Thursday, September 4

Mrs. Elton Sez: Borrowed Family Jewels Mere Trumpery?

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Dear Mrs. Elton, I am writing to you about a sensitive situation. My best friend, Arabella, lent me her semi-precious earrings for a ball. T...
Thursday, August 14

In Defense of Mrs. Elton now available at JASNA online!

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"Knightley!" contin ued Mrs. Elton; -- "Knightley himself! Was not it lucky? For, not being within when he called the other d...
Friday, August 1

Mrs. Elton Sez: Did Over Anxious Wife Drive Husband to Road Rage?

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Dear Mrs. Elton, I have been happily married to my Edmund for several years now. He is the rector of our parish and we have two dear childre...
Tuesday, July 29

Mrs. Elton Sez: Governess Presents Suspicious Request

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Dear Mrs. Elton, Although we have never met, your reputation for dispensing advice to everyone and anyone regardless of their background or ...
Friday, July 25

Mrs. Elton Sez: Charity or Hard Knocks for Sanguine Sister

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Dear Mrs. Elton, Abominable! Unlike my ostentatious older sister Hester Pynne who recently wrote to you for assistance, I will tout no prete...
Tuesday, July 22

Mrs. Elton Sez: Scatterbrained Scheme Solicits Blackmail

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Dear Mrs. Elton, Modesty and shame prevent me from revealing my real name in seeking your advice, though I will tell you that I am seventeen...
Friday, July 18

Mrs. Elton Sez: Besotted Miss Bereaved Over Banished Beau

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Dear Mrs. Elton, I am quite beside myself with grief. I am truly in mourning. I am forbidden to ever see my dear darling amour Wilkinson eve...
Tuesday, July 15

Mrs. Elton Sez: No Charity for Kissing Copy Cat

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My dear Mrs. Elton, We met once briefly in Plymouth before your marriage at a gathering of a mutual acquaintance. On the basis of that short...
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Friday, July 11

Mrs. Elton Sez: Sister & Spouse Spoil Elegant Soirees

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Dear Mrs. Elton, I am a married lady of some distinction who likes to entertain in style and serve a fine meal to my guests. I go to great l...