Showing posts with label Mrs. Elton Sez. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mrs. Elton Sez. Show all posts
Tuesday, October 21

Mrs. Elton Sez: Deplorable Table Manners Repulses Groom-elect!

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Dear Mrs. Elton, I am writing to you in the strictest confidence. While my name is of no consequence to you (and would be of no value to you...
Tuesday, October 14

Mrs. Elton Sez: Grandson Stalked by Groupie

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Dear Mrs. Elton I put pen to paper to you today under much duress kind lady, and entreat you urgently for your assistance. I currently resid...
Tuesday, October 7

Mrs. Elton Sez: Entrenched Dowager Displaces New Mistress

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Dear Mrs. Elton, This letter describes a matter of utmost delicacy. Last year I was married to a most respectable man. I have known Mr. Weak...
Tuesday, September 23

Mrs. Elton Sez: Dancing Demon Wants to Ditch Sisters!

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Dear Mrs. Elton, I am fifteen years old and am appealing to you to intercede on my behalf. My two older sisters, Emily, who is eighteen, and...
Thursday, September 18

Mrs. Elton Sez: Modesty? Ladyhood? As if!

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Gentle readers, last week Mrs. Elton received a letter from a young lady who is clueless in Beverley Hills entreating her for advice with a...
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Tuesday, September 9

Mrs. Elton Sez: Buggin and Clueless Over a Rejection!

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Hey girlfriend, Like, you must think me totally buggin for writin to you and all, but I really need your help Mrs. Elton. Dionne, she’s my b...
Thursday, September 4

Mrs. Elton Sez: Borrowed Family Jewels Mere Trumpery?

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Dear Mrs. Elton, I am writing to you about a sensitive situation. My best friend, Arabella, lent me her semi-precious earrings for a ball. T...
Tuesday, August 26

Mrs. Elton Sez...Speechless (Almost) and Condescends Most Graciously

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Dear Mrs. Elton, I am writing to express my sincere gratitude and appreciation for your part in uniting me with Mr. Arden. While I am sure y...
Tuesday, August 19

Mrs. Elton Sez: Vulgar is As Vulgar Does

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Dear Mrs. Elton, I do hope that the quarrelsome Mr. Arden has not deterred you from giving your sound advice, as you have been wont to do on...
Thursday, August 14

In Defense of Mrs. Elton now available at JASNA online!

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"Knightley!" contin ued Mrs. Elton; -- "Knightley himself! Was not it lucky? For, not being within when he called the other d...
Wednesday, August 13

Mrs. Elton Sez: Firestorm over Mrs. Elton's Reply Pulls Knightley Into the Fray

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Gentle Readers, Little did Miss Eleanor Pritchard realize when she wrote Mrs. Elton for advice that she would unleash a firestorm of controv...
Tuesday, August 5

Mrs. Elton Sez: Daring Accusation Results in Husbandly S-word Play

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Madam, I must say I am appalled at your cavalier reply to the letter that a most excellent lady, Miss Eleanor Pritchard, wrote to you, and f...
Friday, August 1

Mrs. Elton Sez: Did Over Anxious Wife Drive Husband to Road Rage?

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Dear Mrs. Elton, I have been happily married to my Edmund for several years now. He is the rector of our parish and we have two dear childre...
Tuesday, July 29

Mrs. Elton Sez: Governess Presents Suspicious Request

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Dear Mrs. Elton, Although we have never met, your reputation for dispensing advice to everyone and anyone regardless of their background or ...
Friday, July 25

Mrs. Elton Sez: Charity or Hard Knocks for Sanguine Sister

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Dear Mrs. Elton, Abominable! Unlike my ostentatious older sister Hester Pynne who recently wrote to you for assistance, I will tout no prete...