Friday Funny

While many of you have seen this image, some of you have not. Rumor has it that the "artist" made changes, darkening Cinderella's hair and changing the colors of the stepsisters' gowns. Still, this is clever. Enjoy.

Is Mr. Middleton the new Mr. Bennet?

The Daily Mail described Michael Middleton's role in the Royal Wedding as thus:

His role has, in short, been most unusual – stripped of the few patriarchal pleasures still allowed to the rest of us embattled blokes. He may have found himself reflecting on the life of Denis Thatcher. Or possibly even Jane Austen’s Mr Bennet, father of five daughters.

Prince William, Catherine, and Michael Middleton

Ah, Mr Bennet. When Jane Austen wrote him into Pride And Prejudice, she succeeded in creating a kind of literary patron saint for dads with daughters.

He, of course, had good daughters (Jane and Elizabeth) and bad daughters (Mary, Kitty and Lydia). Lizzie was his closest confidante, whose marriage to the vastly eligible Mr Darcy, must have been a mixed fortune. But his younger daughters were dimwits or debauchees. 

Happily for Michael Middleton, his own girls Kate and Pippa seem modelled from the same clay as Elizabeth and Jane.

Read more: The Daily Mail

What did you think of Kate Middleton's (Duchess of Cambridge's) wedding gown?

The dress was made of ivory and white satin gazar, a loosely woven silk, with the skirt echoing an opening flower, with white satin gazar arches and pleats and a train measuring 2.7 meters (9 feet). The ivory satin bodice, which is narrowed at the waist and padded at the hips, draws on the Victorian tradition of corsetry and is a hallmark of McQueen’s designs, Prince William’s office said. - Bloomberg

Royal Wedding Dress: Kate Middleton
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Route of the Royal Wedding

This map might help you keep track of where Wills and Kate are on their nuptial day. The schedule sits in the sidebar. Click on the map for a larger image. Courtesy The Telegraph.

Westminster Abbey. Image @Daily Mail

Royal Weddings by Emily Brand: A Review and Poll

It is a fact not universally known that Westminster Abbey became the regular setting for royal British weddings in 1919 and 1922, when Princess Patricia of Connaught (granddaughter of Queen Victoria) and Lady Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon were respectively married to commoner Alexander Ramsay and the future King George VI. The enormous interior of that magnificent edifice allowed the two couples to invite an impressive number of guests to witness their nuptials.

Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Phillip celebrate their 60th wedding anniversary in Westminster Abbey. Image @CBC News

Young Queen Victoria settled on the more traditional but cramped setting of St. James's Palace, since prior to the 20th century, royal weddings were consider private affairs.

Queen Victoria and Prince Albert

In a few weeks, Westminster Abbey will host a royal wedding for the 38th time. Royal wedding fever has gripped the world, as evidenced by the proliferating number of merchants seeking to make a profit with souvenirs of questionable taste. These tacky tchotchkes have been around for a long time - as early as 1625, when profile portraits of Charles I and Henrietta Maria were set on tokens to commemorate their wedding.

Excellent example of a tchotchke

In honor of Will's and Kate's most splendid (and expensive) occasion on April 29th, Shire Library has released Royal Weddings by Emily Brand. This short but tasteful, 56-page book is crammed with useful information and images (some quite rare) that explain the evolution of royal marriages from those that united the children of Britain's ruling families for princely gain, not personal satisfaction – to the modern era, where quite a few personal choices based on love led disastrously to divorce.

George V and Mary of Teck on their wedding day in featured in The Illustrated London News, 15 July, 1983

Emily Brand is a writer and historian with a special interest in eighteenth- and nineteenth-century England. In Royal Weddings she chronicles the pomp and splendour of royal marriages since 1066 in a slim and sleek 56 page book that is generously enhanced with 60 full-color pieces of rare art and images of elaborate decorations, feasts and wedding cakes; ornate jewelry; commemorative medallions; evolving wedding fashions; marriage announcements; and menu card. Many juicy historical tidbits are sprinkled throughout the book, but for the sake of brevity, I shall concentrate on trivia from the Georgian era:

When not in the mood, close your eyes and think of England! The prolific George III and Charlotte.

While Charlotte of Mecklenburg-Strelitz was far from attractive, George III remained loyal to her and did not take a mistress for the entirety of their marriage. Alehouses advertised Mecklenburg purl and Coronation porter in honor of the event.

Gillray's cartoon of the bridal night. 1797.Wedding night of Charlotte Augusta Matilda, Princess Royal and Prince Frederick William Charles of Wurtemberg; Duke of York, Clarence and Gloucester

The Prince Regent (future George IV) was quite drunk during the marriage ceremony, and had to be supported as he walked down the aisle. Despising his bride, Princess Caroline of Mecklenburg, on sight, he spent his wedding night inebriated and unconscious. Nevertheless, he performed his duty early, for nine months later, Caroline gave birth to their only child, Princess Charlotte.He was never to enter their marital bed again. The above cartoon depicts the lack of privacy royals enjoyed on their wedding night.

Princess Charlotte's marriage to Prince Leopold was short but happy. After her death he sincerely grieved for her.

Princess Charlotte managed to be happy in her marriage to Prince Leopold, but their wedded bliss lasted less than two years when she died in agony giving birth to a stillborn son. Her death sparked a flurry of weddings in which the King's bachelor brothers married in hopes of producing an heir. While King George III and Queen Charlotte were prolific, their fifteen children were not. It was the Duke of Kent's daugher, Victoria, who would ascend to the throne.

"The cartoon above shows Princess Charlotteon her wedding night in her bed, throwing her stocking to the four old maid aunts (the daughters of George III). Her husband, Prince Leopold of Saxe-Coburg, is impatiently peeping round the door. The depicted aunts were kept unmarried first by their father, then by their mother to buffer her from their father in his "madness". Kew Palace became renowned for being home to these sisters, unmarried against their will." - From Culture 24 - Exhibit at Kew Palace 

I must admit that I thoroughly enjoyed reading this book and recommend it to anyone who has been smitten with Royal Wedding fever. Order the book here from Random House.

My question to you, gentle reader, is this: “Will you be one of the one billion people to watch the nuptials on television?”

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More on the topic:

• Regency wedding dresses and later developments
• The Strange Marriage of the Prince Regent and Princess Caroline of Brunswick
• Wedding of Princess Elizabeth
• Princess Charlotte and Prince Leopold
• A Triple Tragedy: How Princess Charlotte's Death in 1817 Changed Obstetrics
• French Fashions in London