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Sunday, May 8

Jane Austen Photoshop Throwdown

Gentle readers, We all know how photoshopping has made us wary of the veracity of photographs, causing us to ask: Is what we see real? Or not real? Take Kate Middleton, for instance. We all know she has a spectacularly small waist and slim figure. So why did the magazine editors of Grazia feel the need to photoshop her wedding picture? No wonder 21st century women rarely like their own figures.


Suppose editors had felt that Jennifer Ehle and Kate Winslet were too zaftig to play Lizzie and Marianne respectively? How would you have felt if their fine rounded figures had been artificially thinned?

Lizzie loses weight in front of our eyes, from right to left.

Beautiful Kate stretched and thinned (on the right).
Fair is only fair. Let's reverse the process for Gwynneth's Emma. Heaven only knows how Keira Knightley would look if she had been stretched to a curvier weight.
Gwynnie with full arms and cheeks
This week's question asks: What would Jane Austen have said of photoshopped images? Which answer fits your thoughts best? Perhaps you can think of a more appropriate phrase!

What would Jane have said of photoshopped images?
"I do not think this at all agreeable."
"No one can be esteemed whose vanity stretches the truth."
"Nothing amuses me more than the natural manner in which one regards one's own image."
"I cannot think well of an artificial method that sports with a woman's image."
"I have few pretensions, for I rather like myself."



  
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