As I continued to read the article I clucked in contented agreement, until I ran across this passage:
Of course there is no such thing as a must-read book. Maybe you should read some Tolstoy, but then again maybe not, if overly long descriptions of fields don’t really do anything for you, or if you have some problems with the whole woman-has-a-desire-and-so-must-die thing. Maybe you should check out some Jane Austen, but then again, Jane Austen is pretty boring and the whole marriage-as-life thing, I mean who really cares...Boring? BORING?!! Don't mess with my Jane, Jessica. That's all I have to say.